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Beauty Committee: Round II

With all the boring, dry ass content out there in the world, we've made it our imperative to always keep you guys visually and mentally hydrated so we thought it only fitting for our second round of products to do the same. With that being said, we have three non-toxic moisturizers for our lovely panel of judges to test out: "Hydration" by Luminance Skincare, "Truffle Therapy" by Skin&CO, and last but not least, "Mandarin Maximum Moisture" by John Masters Organics. The cherry on top? We have office baddie and Beauty Committee judge Contessa CUNTMAFIA Stutto here to give us the lowdown on each one. Check out her answers below and stay tuned, because we have our next judge coming in red-hot tomorrow afternoon!




The best part about each product?


"Hydration" by Luminance Skincare has a rich, thick feel perfect for the grown woman before-bedtime-after-shower feel. "Truffle Therapy" by Skin&CO is great to apply before you put on lotion and foundation—it sets your skin and feels perfect for the whole day. "Mandarin Maximum Moisture" by  John Masters gives you that all-natural light feeling, perfect for the gym and or running errands. 


Which one would you most likely keep on your bathroom shelf?




Which one would you use before work? At the beach? Before bed? 


Before work I would use "Truffle Therapy" for a set resting face, "Mandarin Maximum Moisture" for the beach, and "Hydration" before bed.


You can only use one of these moisturizers for the rest of your life—which one do you pick and why? 


"Hydration" because I like the packaging of it—it's most eye catching to open and use, just more practical. It has a high-fashion feel being so rich and creamy. 

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