What are your must-have beauty products if you were ever stuck on a desert island?
Untitled Queen: Any cosmetics that taste like food, like those Lip Smackers that taste like root beer or Starburst—that’s probably my top five.
Patti Spliff: Well, you always gotta have a good toner—just kidding. But obviously, water on a desert island. Some 301 lashes. Is a weed pen a product?
What’s your beauty advice for a cis woman?
Untitled Queen: I look decrepit. So, what I’ve learned is, if you sleep and don’t go out and don’t drink or do drugs—that’s the best makeup advice I could ever give you. If you get actual, real sleep, it’s almost like Death Becomes Her, where you take the potion and you see your skin, and it’s like, ‘OMG I got eight hours!’ Sleep will really do it for you. Hydration, too, and not going out, not doing anything. And don’t go out in the sun—that’s my biggest thing. So, if you wear lots of sunscreen, avoid the sun and watch TV at all costs, you’ll look amazing forever.
Patti Spliff: Oh fuck. Don’t do what I do.
What’s your favorite part of doing your makeup?
Patti Spliff: The complete transformation. I like to see the full transformation from no makeup to a complete full face.
Untitled says your lash game is crazy.
Patti Spliff: Yeah, I just layer a bunch of them. Today, I’m doing subtle lashes, which means three pairs. But I usually go for six.