Conversion Therapy
Koché
Do you still talk to your Furby? Y/N
Can you pick me up a CBD latte on your way back from the tennis courts? Y/N
Are you likely to move to a foreign country with nothing but a backpack full of makeup and magazines? Y/N
Feng Chen Wang
On your modeling off-days, do you moonlight as an air traffic controller? Y/N
Do your workouts involve a punching bag and break dancing? Y/N
Do you already have your outfit planned for the first commercial flight to Mars? Y/N
Faith Connexion
Do you not give a fuck (except when it comes to looking fire)? Y/N
Are you still wearing your basketball gear from three days ago during fashion week? Y/N
Do you find yourself wearing sneakers to bed? Y/N
Calculate your score:
All Yes: You’re in the cult, we’ll see you at the meetings.
Any Nos: You’re out, but you can still wear the clothes.