As I make my way toward the venue on the night of the show, I aptly spot one of the readers along my route. Emilia Petrarca and I climb the 23rd Street subway stairs and compare notes. Given the prompt is “pop culture events only you remember”, she’s chosen to re-platform the baffling series of 2011 courtside photos that suggested a coupling between (very different) public figures Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D. Whew.
Upon arrival, Substack’s Matt Starr ushers us into the space, where guests are ordering “Carrie Bradshaw Banging On The Window Cosmos” and “Power Publicist Tree Paine Palomas” while donning name tags that share their favorite pop culture moments. Milling around reveals that the audience are almost all Harris disciples — fans of her on-the-nose commentary through her 90,000 subscriber strong “Hung Up” newsletter, and curious about what the format of the night will present.
“This newsletter is for the extremely-online and the extremely-with taste: readers, writers, agents, publicists, at least four movie stars, and my middle school boyfriend,” Hunter shared before the show.
In a front row gathering including Ira Madison III and Ludwig Hurtado, Vanity Fair’s Chris Murphy opens the night with a damning accusation against the Tony Awards, exploring the fateful night they (per his recollection) conspired to kill performer Bret Michaels.
A flurry of talented readers follow, from Jordan Coley describing an almost Game Of Thrones level of interpersonal drama in the NBA, to Peyton Dix narrating the aforesaid Lindsey Lohan interview with vigor, to former Vogue writer and fashion Substacker Liana Satenstein in Tom Ford Gucci and Wrangler deliberating on a much-paparazzied moment when Ben Affleck rose out of the ashes (a Hawaiian beach) with an oversized tattoo of a phoenix. Honorable mentions are included for the venerable Akosua Adasi, Tembe Denton-Hurst, and Sydnee Washington, who take the stage with grace to share their stories to raucous cheers.
“It was really fun, I’ve never done anything like this and I didn’t feel scared, weirdly. I felt very supported by the crowd,” Satenstein says post-performance.