Pretty on the Inside

We're a little ass company with a big ass mouth and a whole lot to say, so for our first round of products we've asked our lovely judges to test out the only thing that makes the mouth even louder: lipstick. We have three natural brands with three sultry shades of red, the ever-iconic color too sexy to go out of style. Our contenders are "ROMEO", by Lawless, "Clarity", by Axiology, and "Crimson & Clover" by Ilia, and we have office baddie and Beauty Committee judge Contessa CUNTMAFIA Stuto here to give us the lowdown on each one. Check out her answers below and stay tuned, because we have our next judge coming in red-hot tomorrow afternoon!

Which pigment do you like the best?

I truly love the Ilia, it has a more classy touch.

What was the best aspect of each product?

Axiology is perfect for autographs, Lawless is perfect for on-the-go, a no fuss stain, and Ilia is just perfect.

Most stylish packaging?

I would say Ilia has the most stylish packaging because it’s classy.

All of them are red, but which one is your favourite shade? Which would be best for a night out and why?

I would say Ilia because it has a sexy, high class feel to it. For a night out I would say Axiology, because it has that bright pop that would be good for photographs.