Who do we think we are? What makes me think I should be privy to advising others as to how to do anything, let alone undergo a venture as extravagant and odious as throwing a penthouse party in a city I don’t live in in mid-July? Our previous accolades consist of:
FW SS 2025: The one that started it all. Spontaneous, impulsive thought experiment of the party. First edition of the Chelsea. Competition against Fashion Week. Beat them. Run up 4,000 k tab. Porn on the TV. Porn in the rokom. Chicken nuggets with caviar. Ted Skata mentions he ordered 7 ice creams and proceeded to let them melt all over the sticky velvet living room. The image is disgusting, and I ask no further. Three music videos filmed. One with Andi Vaus, one with Dimond, and the third, as the boys recall, was but a man with a camera who recorded whatever it is that his footage entails.
Halloween. A retired MMA fighter wrestling an 18-year-old nepo baby on the floor of someone's apartment, for reasons nobody present can later reconstruct or agree on. The one that got announced 45 minutes beforehand.
Valentine’s Day: Francis Delacroix’s book launch. It lasted as long as it took to conjure it. People were trying to book the Ritz from the street outside. Unsuccessful. Moved to the Mercer. Security footage exists of at least one person being blocked from entering their own party.
New York has no single etiquette for entertaining. The city's best parties happen in railroad apartments, gallery back rooms, Chinatown restaurants, borrowed rooftops, and living rooms where half the guests barely fit. They are held together less by perfection than by momentum, good casting, and the feeling that everyone is exactly where they're supposed to be.
On July 3, five of us hosted a bottle party in a Manhattan penthouse. Friends arrived carrying whatever they wanted to drink, strangers became regulars by midnight, playlists changed hands as often as bottles did, and the apartment settled into the kind of rhythm that only New York seems capable of producing.