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Meet Aran Atsuo, Owner of Charlot Abhors A Void

What is your ideal office?

Truly, I hate working even for 3-4 hrs a day, and doing important stuff in general.

 

What’s the coolest item you have in your store right now?

My customers are probably the coolest. Simply can't go wrong and still have a lot of life left in them!

 

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on Canal St.?

There is this 3rd floor window that says "WOMEN'S HISTORY MUSEUM VINTAGE." I felt seriously so weirded out!!

 

It’s the year of the horse. What are you running toward?

With my virile long hair interlacing entrancingly in the wind, I am galloping from wall to wall in circles within the great Ouroboros.

 

What are you running away from?

I am afraid of mannequins.

 

If Charlot Abhors A Void was a person, what would be their toxic trait?

Possibly something like this:

Charlot Abhors A Void @ Covert Cloak

Ability: Prankster

EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Def   

Impish Nature   

- Baneful Bunker

- Strength Sap   

- Encore

- Salt Cure

 

What’s something you’ve done that you’re afraid to admit?

I pioneered a 2 elf-warrior 1 human-priest build that prioritized range and consistent damage so that it could engage on turn 2 most games, and reached #1 (by p far) on the Card Hunter ladder in 2015...

 

What word is overrated in your industry right now?

Honestly haven't heard that many words across my years in the industry... maybe "calltime"? Also dislike "mogged.”

 

What’s your holy grail accessory?

My sword pendant (large)!!! By Ugo Cacciatori. I'm pretty sure I could locate it if I went back, but I forgot the name of the place that it fell in. The one who finds it will be granted a timeless, versatile accessory with high-rolled stats optimized for compliment farming. 

 

Silver or gold?

Imo both at once, but also they're too expensive right now and not worth it.

 

What rule do you live by?

If it's just one, then the 3s Rule has been the abiding guiding principle across my years on earth. 

 

What rule are you always breaking?

Definitely "don't take any wooden nickels." I am a wooden nickel collector and would encourage others to collect as soon as possible as well. Please invest wholeheartedly!

 

What’s the worst thing about the modern dating world?

I've dated for +- 45mins total my whole life, but if I'd have to guess, it'd be the doom within our current technofascist world configuration. It's hard to build towards something on a micro scale when the macro scale is organized oppositely.

 

Do you know your MBTI personality?

E/INFJ (50 50 split)!!!

 

Confirm your age

Please confirm that you are at least 18 years old.

I confirm Whooops!