What is your ideal office?
My office at 325 Broome St. in New York is quiet which is ideal.
What is an object that has made a remarkable impression on you?
The new Richardson Incense Burner, it’s our interpretation and repurposing of the Sottsass Shiva Vase. It’s really cool looking and functions well.
What was the last profound experience you shared?
I bought a quart of milk at Saxelby in the Essex Market and it tasted as good as the milk I drank as a child.
How do you live an uncommon life?
What is your greatest mistake thus far?
Blowing the money my grandmother left me on a Lamborghini.
What is a favorite fetish of yours?
Whose sexual persona do you admire?
Where is the line between celebration and exploitation of a subject?
Latitude 40.719; Longitude -73.99372.
What is the goal of the provocateur?
A rabbit walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher for some cabbage. The butcher replies, “Sorry sir, but this is a butcher shop. We don’t sell vegetables here.” The rabbit thanks the butcher and leaves the shop. The next day the rabbit goes back to the butcher shop and says “Hello, do you have any cabbage?” The butcher replies “I told you yesterday, we don’t sell vegetables here, only meat.” The rabbit thanks the butcher and leaves the shop. On the third day, the rabbit walks back into the shop and says “Hello, do you have any cabbage?” The butcher replies “I told you yesterday and the day before. We don’t sell vegetables in here. If you come into my shop one more time and ask me for cabbage, I’m going to nail your fucking ears to the floor!” The next day, the rabbit returns to the butcher shop and asks “Hello, do have any nails?” “No,” replies the butcher. “Well in that case, can I have some cabbage please?”
When are you most satisfied?
After a nice glass of milk.