Intimately set on the opera house stage, 300 guests were surrounded by diaphanous grey debris netting (the mesh you see passing by a construction site) topped with microfiber pigeons. (The pigeons would appear again, alongside the loudspeakers cooing and grunting between songs). The guests were both audience and actors and then the curtain was raised, revealing thousands of Browne-suited cardboard character boards which cheered and clapped at the excited audience (us). There was also a giant bell above us, trimmed by Thom Browne grosgrain, motionless. A little slip of paper was rolled up on the guests' chairs. It said a ‘bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.’ Ironic since I’d ditch most of my clothes and risk a lot for some of these looks.
The scene was set like grey stone. The spatially deceitful background turned heads as models paraded down the aisles and suddenly emerged from behind the rows of guests. Browne’s classic tailoring appeared with his ubiquitous suit, opening and closing the show in homage and scattered in hints throughout the collection. There was no one place to look. All you could do was focus on the clothes in front of you. Bell helmets and animal headsets topped some models' heads as others were bandaged up, their faces wrapped by silk gauze and hair detached, sitting next to their walking heads. The classic seersucker appeared in varying cuts of the grey uniform jacket. And then came the tweed, and lots of it. A beaked, netted headpiece hovers above a face. Grey feathers sprinkle over a hyper-cinched Mao suit. Another jacket bursts out at the waist, structuring the silhouette like a naked cage crinoline and shaping the model into a very opulent, very human pigeon.
























