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Ren G of Club Eat

[Originally published in office magazine Issue 20, Fall-Winter 2023. Order your copy here]

 

What is your ideal office? 

 

A house in the suburbs with a cozy basement and a backyard.

 

When you think of New York City, what neighborhood comes to mind? 

 

Herald Square, right when you get off at Penn Station.

 

What is one thing you can’t live without? 

 

Love.

 

How often do you check your phone? 

 

Depends how much I hate myself that day … JK! But I’m checking that shit a lot. It’s my job or whatever. No clocking out.

 

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public?

 

Girl…. I take one step out of the house and some embarrassing shit happens. Too many to count! I truly can’t even recall. I eat shit on a daily. But I keep it moving.

 

Lyrics to live by?

 

Crazy girl, believe that!

 

If you found the fountain of youth, what age would you stay forever?

 

I would probably throw a coin in the fountain and make a wish that I have a long and healthy life into my 90s. Aging is cool. I don’t want to be young forever.

 

Describe the party of your dreams. 

 

I don’t dream about parties … I throw them!

 

What's your favorite word in the English language?

 

Unfortunately “yes,” because I have a hard time saying no.  

 

How might you like to be reincarnated?

 

Sometimes I feel like this is my second or third reincarnation…. So if anything I think it’s time for God to throw in the towel.

 

Is there anything you’re trying to let go of?

 

5 pounds. By this weekend.

 

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